This is what my dad posted on my column today

"I am a surgeon and shared this with the staff. They are still laughing including the patient on the table......"

Ha ha ha Dad. You must have great bedside manner when you tell people they're never going to ski again. 

Also, I thought of a few questions I'm going to ask Jason Segal and Paul Rudd next week:

Hey Paul, so do you get a boner every time you watch "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" because you like seeing Jason's weiner?

That's all I got so far. 

Shanfield out.