Being the coolest kid in town

My popularity has risen since people have discovered that I will be interviewing Jason Segal and Paul Rudd for a Metro article on their upcoming film "I love you, Man."

Here was my day:

When I told Matt Laud

me: I'm interviewing Jason Segal and Paul Rudd

Matt: Did you tell them one day they'll all be working for Matt Laud?

When I told Kasia Pilat

me: I'm interviwing Jason Segal and Paul Rudd

Kasia: Don't forget to show Paul pictures of me in sexy positions. 

When I told Ellie

me: I'm interviewing Jason Segal and Paul Rudd

Ellie: Sarah, you have to tell Jason Segal that I was the girl that got in the car and drove away with Steven Swanson. He knows me. He'll remember. 

NO. Can you imagine reading an article about Jason Segal in the newspaper when it's about people they don't know or give two flying shits about? It would sound like this:

BOSTON - Jason Segal and Paul Rudd are a happy couple; the two enjoy watching HBO together on Sunday nights, making summer salads, and going to Coldplay concerts. They are also the powerhouse behind the newly invented film genre: the Bromantic Comedy. 

"I don't know who that is," said a gregarious Segal, lazily sipping his Boba tea while wearing Seven jeans and a shirt reading "Hal's Big Electric Sticks." Rudd chuckles, slapping his friends Michelob-enhanced gut and flashing the smile that long ago made Clueless viewers wonder if he was Ben Affleck. "Yeah." says Rudd. "We don't know your friends."

This isn't the first on-screen collaboration for the happy couple, but it's sure to bring them to the top of the brotem pole. "Please stop giving me Dead Man on Campus DVDs to sign," says Segal. "And I don't want these pictures of a small blonde child, your roommate, whatever."

"Aren't you supposed to be asking us questions about the movie?" Rudd jokes. "I've never been invited to a sketch comedy show in the basement of the Boston University student union, but I'm pretty sure it sounds about as fun as making Night at the Museum." 

"I Love You, Man" hits theaters on March 26th. You should brotally go. 

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Sarah Shanfield - sarah.shanfield@metro.us

The movie was good. Paul Rudd has a little Ben Stiller thing goin on. I must say girls will like it more than guys because well, it's essentially a romantic comedy. But it was good.  I liked looking at Jason Segal's fat face. 

In other news, I had a bowl of peanut butter oatmeal for dinner, which called for me making some rolled oats, stealing a spoon full of Tim's organic sugar free peanut butter, me silently complaining about its bitter taste, adding a dash of cinnamon, blueberries, then about a foot long stream of honey. It tasted gross, so I put it in Ellie's room so she'd eat in when she comes home drunk tonight and then spent some Sarah time standing in the kitchen squeezing honey onto my fingers and eating it. I looked down at my fleece and I had honey dripping off of my hair and on to the fleece fibers. I wondered how long it would be til I could wear just a red shirt and no pants and then I'd really have a lot in common with Winnie the Pooh. 

Shanfield out.